F I S H G U T S . C O M
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look at all those worms
 
 
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the big fish found his bacon.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

What are people saying about us:
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Give me somthing good to eat!

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You're swimming in a toilet with a big fat fowl-smelling stool.
the green kind with peanuts and corn.

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Hello this website is a bunch of wank

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fishguts is a site about guts that are in fish wow its pretty amaizing
hey.. i wish i could think of something like that. if only chairs had
clock radios in them then that would fix upside down fishguts hey and
those annoying things that dont exist but they do and just remember dont
ask questions that you dont know!

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dork

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so then, i have finally found a place where i dont seem so crazy. u know like
its just me in this big planet and everyones just on a diffrent wave leanth
and im a freak. not that i mind being a freak or anything, but yeah! besides
all of the haters on this site i would very much like to meet all of you or
get your emails or something. here i leave u with this"the only cure for
reality is imagination" thats not amusing or any thing but its all i could
think of at the time. i'll come back and write more some other time.
--THE GREEN FAIRY

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"there's big worms in my stool!", exclaimed Reena
as she looked down into the toilet horrified.

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I'm really bored so I decided to write something inane.
And here it is. The end.

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somebody saids you was there.
I wanted ta buy some crawdad tails
but I guess ya ain't that kind of a site.
JACKASS!

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I once tried powdered rhino horn, now every
time I get an erection I charge Land Rovers!

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fishguts three times a day is part of every
healthy diet.

I love it in milkshakes! Yummy!

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bong on!!!!

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Hi. I'm just a big ol catfish eatin' man.
some folk even call me catfish eater.
and boy I was amused at yer site.
me an the kin folk just cant stop a laughin.
boy i'm gonna tell my cousin Fred about this.

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I got gorilla fever and sometimes I eat fishguts and puke.
Vomit splashes on my shoes and it smells like eggs.
Sometimes the vomit comes out black
if the fishguts have been sittin in my belly
for too long. Does anybody else do this?

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i'm the fishbird who eats fishguts with barking
catfish and flying bread sharks and bacon lickers with
chicken pants and goblin ears and carrots

i live in uranus with my shaiggas, and what's the glue
with you

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what is this web site all about,
i had a look to see if there was another fish guts
because i have a band and its called fish guts,
we have just relised a new album and
i was going to put us on the net dut neather mind.
whats this all about anywayz.

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this is some crazy ass fishguts

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Your all a bunch of fishgut hugging hippies,
...and bacon is good!

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put fishguts in your anus

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Dude, fishguts.com is sooooooooooooo cool
and thats all I got to say about that

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hahaha this is the coolest webpage i like bacon

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you guys f*cking suck

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I am a fish.

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you people don't know what you are doing...
i advise you NOT to make another website!!!
once again you SUCK!!!!
 
***HOLES!

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Your web site is CRAP!!!!!!!!
because it lets people write mean things.

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Excuse me, but were is all the stuff on this page?

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Yeah. Great website man.
Wow. worms? I think not.
bacon. Bacon will always rule.
I love bacon. So do you.

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I came
I saw
I left confused yet amused
Keep up the weird work

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I fed a fish an apple once.  A whole apple to a little fish.
I think the fish heard that worms are inside apples,
so he ate it all.  I told him not to eat the seeds because
an apple tree will grow in his stomach.
Stupid non-ear having fish didn't listen.  He died 6 weeks ago,
2 days after he ate the whole apple (a fuji apple - my favorite kind).
I buried him in the back yard and a smelly little tree
started growing where he's buried.  I told him not to eat the seeds. 

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you suck fish!!!!!!

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       I was trying to think of a good name
that I'd like to call the seafood/karaoke
       restaurant that I am planning on opening when
"fish guts" came to mind.
       So, I figured I'd better see
if there was site for it already on the
net & wow, there you are!

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hi i like it but can we diesect it next time

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ben fayle ate my Fishguts.
i want some more- more i tell you - you get a man hooked
and throw him into the stream with onlya fishing rod,
a bottle of bertolli and a fudgeing garden gnome for company?
you make me sick!

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My cousin's gilly-charger got flappers that
turn purple in the moon-shine and
a belly-melly that eats bacon lard.

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Like yanno I went there and I was expecting a profound change
in my life kinda like when I found God or discovered
putting banana's in peanut butter sandwiches,
but it was different, a hush seemed to descend over the world
all around me but then I realized that my woman had turned off the tv
in the other room.  It was great to find
a place that was weirder than I am.  cool

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this site is kickin. i dont care what all you haters out there say!
IM A CRABSLAPPER!

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HI BRO
I LIKE YOU WEBSITE
OPPS..... I JUST WET MYSELF
OK SOOOO BYE

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wothless shit i have ever seen

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hey, mary &jenn here. FISHGUTS IT AWESOME!!
i found ur website 1 day cuz i wuz bored and im showing it to jenn.
she LOVES it. (even though she only read the 1st line. lol.)
this is my fave website. jenns pathetic,
so dont mind her. OW!!! lol. she hurt me. haha. cya later

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Oh my gosh. I found a worm in my bacon.

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What a waste of a good domain name.  This site is absolutely useless.

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I got the cat scratch fever. If I eat fishguts will it take it away?

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dirty old man:--    where were you at the time of the bacon snatching
little kid; ---- i was with my uncle he was doin' weird stuff to me
d.o.m;  ----- right sonney jim i've heard every excuse in the book but that
was  the daren farmer of them all ---- i'll see you get a good spanking and
2 weeks comunity service of eating cold baked beens for your hellish crime!

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I don't think mother would approve - i mean all over her lovely new carpet

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davyd loves kevin

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I don't know what happened but I was praying and reading scripture and a
strange voice told me to to fishguts and well here you are! It's a miracle
I've never seen anything like it! I have risen to a higher awareness and I
can't calm down. It's like somebody turned the lights on for the very first
time. Wow, I guess I'll go now.

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ummmm..... What the heck is this all about???
I am frightened and shivering in the cornering asking where my mommy is!!
Help me!!!

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hey what is this shit u should erase it its cRaZy~~!!!

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you all suck. i dont like you.
i like your website though. not. go eat poo.

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I caught a big whopper

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I won. Shelley biggs is a she man

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All I can say is mmmm unprocessed fish sticks

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I don't see any worms,
I want my money back for visiting this site,
I want worms and some real fishguts,
the cops will kill you when they hear about this,
Real bacon and real worms, and quit using worms as bait, use bacon

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i LOVE FISH AND GUTS ARE IN FISH SO I LOVE FISH GUTS ALSO

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Can I become an official member of fishguts?

Lets all drink a real big cup of coffee and talk about success.
Lets go to a restaurant and drink coffee and talk loud.
Lets all get together and go out for coffee as a group and talk about success.

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ya all got loose worms in yer gill flappers and yer scales got parasites -
you got a leach on yer tail and a big hill-billy came and  went pee-pee right
inside a yer swimmin hole

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the catfish are eatin' puppy chow and barkin in the tullies

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What are you all crazy? Have you all gone nuts?

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the fish ate the worms and passed gas
and the bacon clogged his bowels
hes swimmin in the toilet with diarria and indigestion
so I gave him some pepto-bismal and his diarria's
gettin better

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I think fishguts is just a placebo for severely acute agoraphobia.
Once I came, the obvious follow up was the local shopping mall!!!
Onto food courts, lingerie, jewelry, rent-a-cops, irregular clothing,
toys, electronics, zombified middle-aged people, security cameras in the
changing rooms, iguanas, overpriced hiking boots, teenie-boppers, fake
leather, dense parking, video arcades, cookies, chicks, escalators,
santa claus, loitering, credit cards, vision centers, sales gimmicks,
restrooms, mass homicide, elevators, neon lights, hallmark cards, orange
julious, inventory control sensors, commision workers, biped evolution,
lockjaw, center aisle merchandise carts, ATM's, fragrance,  simulated
wood, water fountains, tool centers,  hot air hand dryers, leave it to
beaver re-runs, unhealthy food,  windowshopping, coffee, displays,
receipts, never a musical instrument store, android announcements,
DVD's, automatic doors, dollar stores. and a partridge in a pear tree.

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yo mac daddy like fishguts man.

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Hi I really like fishguts.com man
somebody turned me onto it a while ago you know
its like real humor you know.
I like to turn up Johnny Cash real loud sometimes and go to fishguts.com
it makes me laugh real hard you know.
Sometimes I like to drink coffee and go to fishguts.com too you know.

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the worm is creepin and the catfish is barkin and the shark fell down the waterfall.

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the fish in the bacon eats the golden cowfish for tueday night,
and it has a 1/8 chance of containing worms.

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fish guts good with concrete boogies and gennessee

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I am a pirate.  Yarr! I say, Yarr!

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This is the funniest website i've ever been to
because my friend and I were bored one day and
decided to type in the first phrase that came to
our heads and see if it is a website.  Well, the
first thing that came to my head was "fishguts", well,
we typed it in, and your website came up.  It was
soooo funnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyy.  Now every time someone
asks me a question that i don't have an answer for,
I just say "fishguts", and they look at me like like
I am an idiot or something.

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WHAT????
WHERE WAS THE BACON?

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 fishguts is totaly cool

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FISHGUTS.COM RULES! Glory to fishguts!
The bacon is limpy. The bacon is burnt.
fishguts man! fishguts rule! the worms are crawlin around.

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fishy fishy guts man. theres worms on the bacon and the fish are howlin at the moon.

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the roley poley monkeys are eatin fishguts for snacks man!

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I loved your site! I thought it was so funny. Keep it up!

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Together we can rule the world!!  :-)

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YOU SUCK BOY!

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This is the funniest website I ever saw! Long live fishguts.com!
Fishguts.com rules! Is it for sale? Are you a gorilla brother?

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yOU rUlE

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you guys aree so cool I cant wait for your new album!just kidding
 
 
 

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